The thing about me is that even when I try to be late, I end up arriving exactly on time.

The thing about my friends is that they’re almost never on time .

Which brings us to this - me sitting in my car and browsing tumblr for 20 minutes outside an empanada place while I wait for the others to arrive.

ink-phoenix:

weepingangels91011:

come-alongprongs:

Friendly reminder that Sirius Black was thrown into azkaban to live amongst the dementors the day after his best friend was murdered

when he was 21.

And the whole world believed him to have killed his best friend.

kitt-and-yorkey-for-president:

RENT modern college au called TUITION

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fallen-angel-nightshade:

nonbinaryanders:

justsomefuckingguy:

captcreate:

odditymall:

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

This some of that James Bond shit.

Swiss Army Hairclip

Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?

FINALLY!!!

And one of the things depression is really good at doing is disguising itself as normality. At saying that it isn’t what it really is. At refusing to acknowledge that you’re not wearing your glasses, at saying “no, no, there were never individual leaves on that tree. It’s always been a green blob. Everyone in the whole world only sees green blobs.”

You might not know whether you have something malicious in your brain telling you that this is normal, that this is how everyone feels… But this is not what it’s supposed to be. This isn’t what you deserve. You don’t have to accept this. Everyone doesn’t feel like this. The darkness is a lie.

Do you see those trees? There are leaves. There are leaves.

❝You are not what has happened to you. You are what you choose to become.❞

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frodno:

the desolation of smaug: a summary

annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

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#SALEM 

I can’t take a chance that I'm wrong about you.

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